: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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