I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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