but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Are my feet made of real feet?
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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