i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
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please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
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Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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