ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
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so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
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Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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