I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
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James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
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Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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