apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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