Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
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She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
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ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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