Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
you will always have a special place in my vag
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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