she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
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i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
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just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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