Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
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I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
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When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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