Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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