i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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