wrigley field is MILF paradise
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
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i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
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I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
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