I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
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So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
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Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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