Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
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Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
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You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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