She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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