seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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