just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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