He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
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I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
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The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
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