scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
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I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
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I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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