Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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