So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Randomize
