they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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