How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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