She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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