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Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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