biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
bring money and cleavage
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
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