I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
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I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
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I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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