i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
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i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
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What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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