idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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