After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
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I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
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Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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