where am i from again
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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