we have officially lost it.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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