you turned your livingroom into a bong?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
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We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
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Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
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