I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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