I'm pants shitting drunk right now
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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