i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
