can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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