I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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