STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
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I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
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Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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