i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
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There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
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You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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