afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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