You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
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I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
They took my balls.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
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It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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