dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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