try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Randomize
