You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
