Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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