shes about as inviting as chlamydia
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
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Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
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low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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