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You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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