it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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