i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
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She tied me up with her honor cords...
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
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drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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